Look at my babies new nails #cat #nails #fly #ratchet
how cute
Look at my babies new nails #cat #nails #fly #ratchet
how cute
Parents : You’re so lazy , you need to go to college , get your drivers license, and job
Me: In a span of two months , I get my license and two jobs
Parents: I don’t like that one job you have *complains eternally*
Me: Gets let go from said job
Parents: Thank god I hated that job for you, but you’re still not good enough. You don’t see your boyfriend enough , you should see other people
Me: *Gets license* Goes to see boyfriend more often
Parents: Complains that I see him too much
Me: Boyfriend moves away & I decide to stick it out until we can be together again
Parents: Feels sorry for me , then says I should see other people.
Me: I want to move to where he is & start a life there
Parents: You’re stupid , we won’t let you do it. We’ll take away your college fund.
Me: I don’t give a fuck anymore.
My life has taken some turns for the worst, and no one is there for me but my boyfriend who is overworked, underpaid and lonely half way across the U.S. My so called friends and best friends don’t care & I always have to reach out to them first. Why did I beg to get older ?
(via rough-mornings)
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
(Source: braveponds, via rough-mornings)
Seriously , I loathe seeing the same old picture on tumblr that people steal & try to make their own .
So true
(via chloe-cliche)
Best way to capture a male specimens soul.
(Source: periodandbonerstories, via chloe-cliche)
Thanks guys , I followed you all back .
Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.
I love him. 108372947th reblog.
OHHHH THE LAST SENTENCE THOUGH. TELL EM HOW ITS DONE IN THE HOOD, PAC.
(Source: goongothacked, via i-thought-i-was-close-but-im-not)
Miley speaks for us all.
BUT HER FACIAL EXPRESSION
I’ve been waiting for this !
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